chalkandwater:

Mantis shrimp have divided into two distinct groups based on weaponry. Smashers have developed hard clubs that they use to crack open hard-shelled prey, while Spearers have long and sharp spines at the tip of their claws for spearing their prey. Both use their weapons with lightning speed, showing that their nickname, “thumb splitters”, is well-earned.

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mortrialus:

Bloodborne Weapon Transformations

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Imagine a necronomicon for white girls.

Instead of being bound in human skin its bound in the material they make uggs out of, and every page smells like pumpkin spice.

When you open it you need to recite the magic words ‘starbucks nutella mumford and sons mocha chai latte’